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Write and Wrong

gentlemanjerk — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 08:17:11 +0000

Dictionary english is dying a slow death, one text, IM, and web post at a time, and spellcheck won’t save your ass forever. Be you a grammar nazi or a menace to the written word, it’s time to torment the other half with this inspired design. Whether you want to affect your effect, be greater than then, or just love awesome design, this is the shirt for you my friend.

Lookin’ sharp

gentlemanjerk — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 02:46:34 +0000

Done tinkering for a bit, got the new look of the site all dialed in and playing nice with all the neighborhood browsers, things are running smoothly and looking sharp, like a team of greased ninjas. Think it’s about time to call it a day. All of you Jerks have a great weekend.

Tinkering

gentlemanjerk — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 16:52:37 +0000

Refreshed the site’s look a bit today, likely be fiddling with things for a while coming up now.

Aaaaand we’re back

gentlemanjerk — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 23:24:46 +0000

To paraphrase Mark twain, the reports of our demise were greatly exaggerated. Site is back up with new designs brewing in the lab. Stop on by and bring a friend, they’ll thank you later.

I assure you we’re open…

gentlemanjerk — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 22:59:44 +0000

Well, sort of. Looks like there’s been a hiccup at NetSol and for whatever reason GJ’s automatic renewal didn’t take, I’ve been assured we’ll be back up and running pronto so just bear with us in the meantime. The store (http://gentlemanjerk.spreadshirt.com) is still working just fine so feel free to shop directly until the home site is back up and kicking. Stay tuned…

Not A Drill

gentlemanjerk — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 21:35:51 +0000

Irresponsible zonking leads to dozens of preventable injuries every day. Be it something as minor as waking up with keyboard marks on your face or something extreme like snoring face down on the escalator during rush hour, better sleep safety is everyone’s responsibility. Do your part with this instructive shirt. Whether you’ve lost someone close to you to sleep deprivation, have a soft spot for civic responsibility and naps, or just love awesome design, this is the shirt for you my friend.

Bon Apetit

gentlemanjerk — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 01:38:25 +0000

On those long cold winter nights there’s nothing better than to have your friends over for dinner. Over a roaring fire if you happen to be resorting to cannibalism. Hitch your wagon and head for the hills, there’s hearty meals ahead when you wear this hilarious tee. Whether you like thumbing your nose at history, or just the occasional bit of human flesh on your plate, this is the shirt for you my friend.

Tasty

gentlemanjerk — Wed, 05 May 2010 09:44:03 +0000

The Javan Tiger, the Chinese River Dolphin, and the Steller’s Sea Cow all have two things in common: they’re all very dead, and they were all quite tasty. Delineate your delight for delectable dinosaurian delicacies with this definitive design. Whether you like Brontosaurus burgers, T-Rex tacos, Pterodactyl take-out, or you just love awesome design, this is the shirt for you my friend.

Miracle Worker

gentlemanjerk — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 23:20:55 +0000

Everyone is entitled to participate in overused catchphrase crazes no matter how differently abled they may be. Whether you like the comedic styling of Helen Keller or you just love awesome design, this is the shirt for you my friend.

Facepunch!

gentlemanjerk — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 18:05:03 +0000

It’s a simple, direct, universal gesture that everyone can easily understand. No, not that one. Communicate your enthusiasm for the one-hit-wonder with this in your face design. Whether you like stopping (or starting) shenanigans with a surprise slug, or just love awesome design this is the shirt for you my friend.